Friday, June 19th, 2009
5. The Backwards Cap
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Why? It doesn’t serve it’s function anymore. You could as well put a pair of sunglasses on your knees. Or glue a pair of running shoes to your ass.
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4. Green Tights
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I think it is clear enough already that Robin Hood and his guys were gay. They were a band of “merry men”, who lived by themselves in the woods. They were joined by a munk who was thrown out of the monastery for “disciplinary reasons.” They don’t need green tights in top of this. |
3. The Bomb Hat
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On the plus side it gives a characteristic look. On the negative side it has some minor disadvantages, among which is that you have ~20 seconds to live. Plus, it often hits against the door frame.
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2. The Stormtrooper Suit
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It offers no form of protection. If a stormtrooper is shot, he dies. Additionally it apparently blocks partly or completely for their vision, so that they can’t aim.
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1. Suspenders
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There is a problem, the pants are to be kept up. This can be achieved simply by wrapping a belt around them. Or you could take two large pieces of elastic material, attach them to the pants with clamps, take them all the way over the shoulders and down to the pants on again on the other side. I know what I think is smartest.
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Tuesday, June 16th, 2009
5. Lord of the Rings
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Actual dialogue during this moment of the film: “Can you see the bottom?”
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4. The Last Supper
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“Before I go, I want you to eat me. It’s alright. I like the feeling of your mouths on my body.” |
3. 300
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It is SPARTA, after all.
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2. Beetle Bailey
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Subtext is just an anagram for buttsex.
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1. Top Gun
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“You can ride my tail anytime, Iceman.”
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