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Abraham and Isaac’s trip home:

Abraham: So.. ehm… it doesn’t hurt where the ropes tied you, does it?

Isaac: No, it’s ok.

Abraham: Okay. That’s good.

Isaac: Yeah..

Abraham: Hmm… Ehm.. It sure was lucky that angel came, huh?

Isaac: Yeah.

Abraham: So, I bet you can’t wait for next week when we are doing another sacrifice, huh? haha!

Isaac: …

Abraham: Ehm.. not that… erh. Anyway, lets get home and see what Sarah has cooked for us.

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5. The Backwards Cap


cap2 Why? It doesn’t serve it’s function anymore. You could as well put a pair of sunglasses on your knees. Or glue a pair of running shoes to your ass.



4. Green Tights


robinhood5 I think it is clear enough already that Robin Hood and his guys were gay. They were a band of “merry men”, who lived by themselves in the woods. They were joined by a munk who was thrown out of the monastery for “disciplinary reasons.” They don’t need green tights in top of this.



3. The Bomb Hat


 bombhat2 On the plus side it gives a characteristic look. On the negative side it has some minor disadvantages, among which is that you have ~20 seconds to live. Plus, it often hits against the door frame.



2. The Stormtrooper Suit


 stormtrooper2 It offers no form of protection. If a stormtrooper is shot, he dies. Additionally it apparently blocks partly or completely for their vision, so that they can’t aim.



1. Suspenders


suspenders There is a problem, the pants are to be kept up. This can be achieved simply by wrapping a belt around them. Or you could take two large pieces of elastic material, attach them to the pants with clamps, take them all the way over the shoulders and down to the pants on again on the other side. I know what I think is smartest.
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The chart might have been different, if Jules had chosen another passage


jules “There is this passage I’ve got memorized, which sort of fits the occasion. Exodus 30:34”

“And the LORD said to Moses: Take sweet spices, stacte, and onycha, and galbanum, sweet spices with pure frankincense, of each shall there be an equal part, and make an incense blended as by the perfumer, seasoned with salt, pure and holy. AND YOU SHALL BEAT SOME OF IT VERY SMALL, AND PUT PART OF IT BEFORE THE TESTIMONY IN THE TABERNACLE OF THE MEETING.
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I think it is quite amazing how this actual group of people could be so stereotypically evil. They spoke a guttural language, they wore black trench coats. Some of their uniforms even had pictures of skulls on them. There wasn’t anyone who thought: “Hey, we are a group of dark, similar-looking men guarding a bunch of innocent people to be killed by gassing. Hmm, are we the evil ones?”

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